Love SUX!!!! You've heard it a hundred times, and it is true. There is TONS, and TONS of proof. Look around you. Look at the foolishly high divorce rate in this country alone.

Obviously these people, at some time, thought they LOVED each other. If so, what the fuck happened. I mean Love counquers all! RIGHT?!?

But I came here to bury Love, not to praise it!(have I been Praising it?) "Falling in Love" is the worst part of the whole deal, I think. Sure, breaking up is hard to do, but at least you know your next actions after a break up: Suicide Attempts, crying, drunken stupors, and other various shit that doesn't help. But when you are trying to "Fall in Love" you don't really know where you are going to end up. Some people say this is the EXCITEMENT of it, and others think they have it figured out. Yet, they are fools bound for the one night of sex, wham bham thanks, never call me again, ride!

Maybe the problem is ME!?!? Hmmmmm, maybe I just don't know what the fuck it is I'm doing. Maybe my bitter Hatred toward the enire female of the species has turned me sour on the whole POSITIVE EMOTION buisness.

Maybe I am better off gay?!?!? I mean 1,000 skinheads can't be wrong! CAN THEY!?!?!? (i'm not talking bad about skins.)
(just that every skin i've ever )
(met thinks i'm gay.Hmmmmmmmmmmm)

Has anyone really had a good expirience with Love? Before you answer THINK ABOUT IT. HOW DID IT END? REMEMBER THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS!!!!!! How many so-called Love songs are about being in Love, and being HAPPY? And how many are about being in Love, and being MISERABLE?

Maybe my whole problem is I expect too much from this whole Love thing. I mean, I don't expect Sex, or Money, just a little companionship, and Happiness. Maybe a Hug, and Kiss, holding hands every now and then. Is that TOO MUCH!?! i guess it is.

Maybe I'm slow, wrong dumb, an asshole, or just plain INSANE, but if I've ever expirienced LOVE....... then LOVE SUX!!!!!!!

Charlie Clueless

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