Yeah I stole the Title from Nate. Does he care? I don't know, but I don't, so it's staying.(Ha like you could change it anyways, unless you are Simon, then i guess you could, but then I'd blow up your house.)
Anyways, that last column was all serious, sorta. So now i'm gonna have fun. If you haven't been to my webpage GO NOW PUNK! Let me tell you, if you've ever had PUNK ROCK UP YOUR ANUS, then this is the webpage to go to. If you don't know there are only two different ways to clean Punk Rock from your Anus. They are an enema, and this webpage. So believe me when I tell you. My Webpage is more fun than an enema.
Here are some questions that have been bugging me lately. Please answer me in Email. :)
1) if the Ramones, and the Beach Boys had kids would they be gay, or just The Queers?
2) Why did only 9 people show up at my bands last gig? And, why of that 9 people were 6 of them related to, or having sex with, the band memebers?
3) Why did I see Star Wars: A New Hope. Special Edition 6 times, Star Wars: THe Empire Strikes Back. Special Edition 4 times, but have yet to see Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Special Edition?
4) Why, on April 1st, was everything that was added from Nate Holdren? and why was there so MUCH of it?
5) Why would anyone stop eating meat? It taste so damn good! I mean I have nothing against Vegans, or Vegitarians, but it's MEAT man. IT'S GOOD!
6) Why must I continue to get my self in trouble by being an asshole to everyone that doesn't see the world as I do?
7) Why did the only April Fool's Joke i planned the Hardest, and Longest, become the only one that failed?
8) Howcome everytime I listen to a band for more than an hour I end up writing a song that sounds almost EXACTLY like that band?
9) What happens if I listen to my own band? Do I write songs that sound exactly like ¿CLUELESS? And if all of ¿CLUELESS?'s song sound like other bands, what does the new song ACTUALLY sound like?
10) How many questions did I ask? It's larger than 10 because i stacked a bunch of questions in almost each one. Why the hell did I ask so many questions, anyways?
Ok enough, of question's without answers time. ( Why did japanese kamikaze pilots wear helmets?) I said that's enough!!!
Anyway, I noticed George Tabb write articles for major label distributed magazines. And for anyone that reads MRR, does this make Tim a hipocrit for allowing George to continue to write for MRR? I mean come one you took away Ben Weasel's column because he toured with Green Day. That's just been on my mind.
Anyone Notice Rev. Norbs Column this mont in MRR was LONG AS HELL. It took me three days to read. Of course may that is because I only read for 10 minutes at a time.
Ok, I've decided that i'm Rambling(notice the Title) and that probably no one cares about what I'm saying. So I'm going to say something that everyone will be interested in......
But it'll be in my next column cause i can't think of anything right now!
