Parking

This is a little trick that I've devised to park for free. It's fool proof and it works all of the time. The only way you'll get caught is if your a complete idiot.

First, pull the tab off of a soda can. Do it in such a way that you keep the tab ring that attaches to the nipple intact. Remember how you did it when you were a kid and it entitled you to a "free kiss"?

Now find a spot that you want to park in and do as you normaly would,and park. Jump out of the car and instead of putting a quarter in the meter, stick the tab in. Put it in so that it is almost flush with the coin slot. Now turn the handle back and forth. What you've just done was jam the heck out of it. The tab will get caught up in the mechanisim and the meter has been "liberated". Well, you and any future parkers will be! It works, its free parking.

I didnt write this one, got it off the net a while ago. Who cares, its cool.

Todd Paoletti

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